Friday night, My Loving Spouse and I went to town to meet our friends for burgers, adult beverages and to learn to line dance! Oh, how I love the dancing and stomping. There were only a few dancers and we’d just begun to learn a new step called ‘the grapevine’. A woman joined us who also loved to dance and stomp, (she may have actually ‘over stomped’ it would seem), as her false boobs (bra fillers) fell out on the dance floor. BOTH OF THEM!
I could not believe my eyes, but I did keep moving my feet! Stomp, stomp, kick.
She managed to scoop them up, mumbling something about how embarrassed her husband was going to be. (Except we didn’t know him or her…so really no harm…)
The steps in the dances all have names and we’ve been irreverently calling out…
‘next move falsies on the floor’….
Giggling all weekend, and no, I could never make this stuff up!
Are you SURE you’re not making this stuff up??!! What a hoot!
I have witnesses!
That is AWESOME!! Only in Ellensburg!
You’ll have to come with us some night!